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Sunday, September 25, 2011

Magicians Love Acid

Aw Shady, my darling. Thuggee busted you up good. Serves you right, bad girl. You didn't even play along with my game.

Hehehe oh well, no matter how boring Doctor P and Lullaby were I still enjoyed the adrenaline rush involved in capturing them. Doc was a lot easier to nab than I thought he would be. It was a little disappointing.

I feel like a magician sometimes. I never reveal my tricks, and even the tricks I reveal aren't really revealed until I reveal them for real. Hehehe you catch my drift?

I have a hilarious story about a magician, actually. Have you ever switched a magician's regular deck of playing cards with a deck of playing cards coated in highly volatile chemicals? It's the BEST kind of show. I'm not much of a gambler, but I do love Vegas' magicians and performers. It gives me great opportunities to play around and try some new tricks in front of the public eye, without actually being in the public eye.

Geez, I've been dizzy lately. My eyes were kinda red this morning, I guess I'm not sleeping well or something. I can't remember actually waking up, to be honest... or falling asleep. Its in the job description, I guess.

I'm realizing how many times I say "I guess" and "Anyways" and other stuff like that. Hehehe repetitive brain, cycling through the words I use every day. Oh golly gee, psychology <3 Or something like that.

Well, I guess I should tell you about my day. I really only did one thing.... hehehehe I grabbed my favorite pair of stalking shoes and went out to creep. Shady looked so pretty today. You really have a great complexion when you're enraged at those idiots who call themselves MASC. I was almost tempted to sneak into the mansion for a closer look... your security isn't the greatest, honey.

But I didn't. Maybe I'll stop by and say hi tomorrow. I think I'm gonna go do something productive, this blog is distracting me from my science projects. I bought a couple of puppies earlier. Got wonderful plans, wonderful plans indeed! Do you like biochemical warfare? Do chemists turn you on? ;)

Hehehe I'm feeling spunky today. So spunky. I think you'd find it cute, Shady.


1 comment:

  1. Puppies? Really? Jerk. That card trick was amusing, though. As for your creeping, well, stalkers gonna stalk... I guess. I shouldn't be surprised at this point, especially with you. Just don't strain your eyes too much with all that staring, might start losing your touch when your eyesight is shot to hell. Then you'll be fucked when I am looking back at you.