Hahahahaha oh golly guys, what's up.
Been so long. So long. Hibernation is wonderful for bears but I hate it. WHERE has the time gone????
WHERE have I gone? Hehehehehahahaha why am I so giddy? Bahaha maybe it's excitement. Excitement for what you ask? I DON'T KNOW. Hehehehehe. It think I might have lost it baby. Finally lost it. OR maybe I never had it to begin with? HAHAHAHAHA. Anyways, I think I'm the mood to play. After all this idleness, I think it's about time I got to stretch my legs... hehehe or someone else's.
Teehee, I feel like I should go kill a kitten. That's how happy I am. I'm PUMPED. AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.
Executor, have you been slipping something in my drinks? Teehee, nope nope nope. No way that could be happening, cause you're all busy and crap with crap BAHAHAHAHA. Isn't that funny? Maybe not. Maybe you'll find this funnier.
I forgot my punchline. Hehehehe.
Golly, is this what happens when I get all sfdklsdkhlfsadklhf in the brain???? Hehehehe. I like it. Maybe it should happen more often.
The only downside: The lack of memory. But I can deal. YA DIG. Hehehe that's how I roll.
It's a brand new day, and I'm feel alright! I could sing. I could write goofy poems. I could get drunk off blood. <3
I can only imagine.
ANYHOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY POINT WAS. Bahahahahahaha! I'M HYSTERICAL.
Been so busy, I know that. So very busy. But what have I been up to? The big man playing around with me? Teehee, it's just a conspiracy theory. Hurr durr, TheAdvocate is back baby. Why did I ever leave?
Last thing I remember was.... ooh, well I'm not gonna post that on the internet. That would be embarrassing. BUT THAT WAS SO LONG AGO.
You should all see the expression on my face. OH GEEZ. It's glorious.
Alright, well I'm posting this just to say HELLO. AND I'M BACK.
And to be frank...
I'm more magnificently twisted than ever.
It's been TOO LONG.