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Professional sadist. I like playing with chemicals and needles.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Countdown Begins: Now.

Hehehe well look at this… Turkey Day already!

I love stuffing… Mmmmm delicious. With a side of Shady, down right extra-ordinary ;)

Why do they call it a gravy boat?

Anyways, I’m a bundle of joy on this splendorous day! My beautiful Lady and I have had a most magnificent time together; it makes me so sad to think that it’s coming to an end. Oh well, better to have known love and to have lost than to have never stuck it in the back with a sterilized needle <3

Tomorrow is Fright Night 2011, and I must say it’s going to be a very small, intimate get together ;)

I can barely contain my excitement. The rooms I’ve designed for your viewing pleasure are simply pieces of artwork from a misunderstood genius.

But that will change… Hehe

So let me update you on a few things:

First and foremost, I have been in close contact with my guests. I’ve supplied them with a wonderful array of information concerning how the party will work (But withholding all of the surprises, of course) and I think I’ll be posting some of the conversations here just for giggles.

I just have to say, small talk with Ferus was amusing. He should have his own talk show. Hehe watch out Oprah…

As for Ike… Don’t self mutilate yourself too much; I need you to be in good shape for when your time comes. Which could be sooner or later.

Secondly, Shady finally warmed up to me over a romantic blow torch lit dinner ;) After a couple of days of getting to know each other and intense verbal foreplay I think I finally pierced her heart. Figuratively speaking… Hehehe

When I’m trying to cook something edible, I cook it well. I should audition for the next season of Top Chef.

Actually, there a lot of shows I should audition for… Hehe I’m multitalented.

Shady certainly had a lot to drink and ended up getting a little tipsy and rolling all over the place. She’s very entertaining to watch when drunk. She goes through quite a few stages… My favorite stage is when she gives up fighting her emotions and snuggles up to you on the couch… Hehehe

Embarrassed my dear? Don’t be! Don’t hide your love for me from the world.

You and I are a lot alike, you know. We only differ in a few ways… I accept who I am and have fun with it. You deny yourself and pretend to be “yourself”. We both know what runs through that delicious little mind of yours. I think someday you’ll step out of the proverbial closet and join me on my quest to educate the world for the future.

We’ve only got so much time left, darling. 2012 is coming. Hehehehe

But seriously…

You’re missing something, Shady. You’re a translator without a code…

Just a nudge in the right direction and I think you’ll stumble upon a profound revelation. Even now, your thoughts are turning.

You’re so close to sublime ecstasy, but you’re afraid of it… or are you? Hehehe you fascinate me. Do I fascinate you?

Are you fascinated?

Students, the semester is starting up soon. Hehehe are you ready for the next session?

When things settle down again and I get bored, I think I’ll explain a few things about my past. How did I get into this line of business? Have I always been this magnificent? What kind of deodorant do I use? What haven’t I told you?

Speaking of things I haven’t told you…

I’m baking a cake for the party!

Sounds nomnomnom-worthy, right? Hehehe who wants a sample ;)

OH, and Twister is the best game ever.

Besides Hangman…

And scrabble. With dynamite involved.

All right, what am I talking about?

Thanksgiving time, kiddies.
~tA

3 comments:

  1. Fuck thanksgiving. Go shove a turkey where the sun don't shine.

    <3

    -Joel

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  2. cant wait to hear about the party!!! pissed that i missed it! i was looking forward to shoving ikes head down into a bowl full of scalpels :o

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  3. So, do we get to hear what the astricks were about, now?

    See you around
    -Cage

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